Have you ever gotten spanked?: Is that a serious question?
Are you spanked bare bottomed, over panties, or over clothes?: I've been spanked all 3 ways.
What is the best thing about being spanked?: Probably how close it brings my husband and I (emotionally, and physically) and the fact that it changes my behavior.
What position do you get spanked in?: Laying over the bed.
Have you ever gotten spanked in public?: Not a "full spanking" but I've been "swatted" in public before once or twice.
What do you get spanked with the most?: The paddle.
On a scale of 1-10 how much does the average spanking hurt?: It's all relative to your pain tolerance. Personally, I'd say between a 6-8.
Have you ever been spanked for something you don't feel you deserve?: At the time I didn't think I did, but afterwards I changed my mind once I heard more of his reasonings behind it.
Have you ever gotten spanked with a hairbrush?: Yep, but it's been a long time.
Have you ever been spanked so hard that you started to cry?: Yes.
Were you spanked as a child?: Yes.
Do you think spanking is fun?: No.
What does the HoH say to you before your spanking?: I get lectured about what I did wrong.
Have you ever gotten spanked for bad driving (speeding ticket, etc)?: Not for a speeding ticket (because I haven't had one in forever) but I have gotten them for other "bad driving" related offenses (texting while driving..things like that).
Have you ever gotten a spanking for no reason at all?: No.
Have you ever gotten spanked by a teacher?: Not a teacher, but growing up I attended a private school and the principal was allowed to paddle the students, so yeah, I got that a few times. And I didn't think it was that bad at all.....it stung for like 2 seconds and then my life went on and it was a WAY better alternative to boring detention. Lol.
Is your butt spankable?: ...and that means, what, exactly?
Is spanking your hobbie?: No.
Are you currently in trouble? No. :)
Do you get lectured during the spanking?: Not during, but before and sometimes after I do.
Have you ever seen someone else get spanked?: Yes.
Have you ever gotten spanked for cursing?: No.
Have you ever gotten spanked for lying?: Yes.
Have you ever been spanked with more than one spanking instrument in one spanking session?: Yes. Usually 2, sometimes 3.
Do you hate spankings?: Yes.
How many people spank you?: 1 (my husband).
Have you ever gotten spanked with your butt in the air?: Well, it's not on the ground....
Have you ever gotten spanked so hard you butt was purple?: No.
Do you think that spanking is a good punishment?: It's effective.
Do you believe spanking has made your relationship better, or worse? Better.
Is your butt red and sore afterwards?: Yeah.
Have you ever gotten spanked with a sneaker?: Lol. No.
Have you ever been spanked twice in one day?: I don't remember for sure, but I THINK so.
Have you ever asked to be spanked for something you did wrong?: Only a few times, but yes, I have.
Would you talk about spousal spankings to your friends/family members?: If they asked...
Have you ever gotten you butt caned?: Yeah. (wonderful phrasing yet again)
Do you cry?: Sometimes.
Have you ever gotten spanked with a wooden spoon?: Yep, usually for warm-ups. Not the "actual spanking".
What do you get spanked for?: Breaking any of the "major" rules.
On average, how many times a month are you spanked?: Probably 1. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
How many swats do you get for the average offense?: I don't count.
Do your friends know that you get spanked?: Most of them do.
On a 1-10 scale, how hard would you get spanked for something serious,such as speeding?: I don't know. That's more of a question for my husband ("how hard would you spank your wife for it?") but I'd say probably a 7 or 8. It would be hard. But I don't think I've ever gotten a spanking that I would rate a 10.
Have you ever gotten your butt belted?: That question could probably be phrased a lot better........ but yeah, I have.
Have you ever gotten your butt paddled?: See above.
After your spanking is over, how long before you repeat the same offense?: A really long time, if ever. Some things I have been spanked for I have never repeated. Some things I've repeated months later.
Does your spouse enjoy spanking you?: No, he'd rather not if he doesn't have to.
When is the last time you got spanked?: A few days ago.
Have you ever spanked yourself? No, I haven't. That can't really be a serious question.
What is the worst thing about being spanked?: Probably knowing I disappointed my husband, and the pain isn't so fun either. The anticipation of it is also awful.
Does anyone aside from your spouse/significant other spank you? No, just my husband.
How long does the spanking last?: There isn't really a specific time frame. Just until he wants to stop, I guess. I'm not really sure how he determines the time of it.
What implements are you spanked with?: I've been spanked with my husbands hand, a wooden spoon, a hairbrush, a paddle, a belt, and a cane. But, for the "average spanking" I'm only spanked with a wooden spoon (for the warm-up) and a paddle.
Do you get spanked hard?: Yes.
Do you like to be spanked?: No. Actually, it's one of the few things in this world that I fear. I hate it. If I liked it, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be effective.
Would you describe yourself as a rule follower, or a rule breaker?: A "rule follower" but that doesn't mean I'm perfect, by any means. I break rules, but not intentionally.
Well, that was interesting. I seriously can't believe I did that. Anyway, there you go everyone.