Friday, April 13, 2012

Time To Spring Clean: Spanking Implement Style!

Last week, I embarked on the ever-so-fun task of spring cleaning. Our house is now super organized (just the way I like it!) which is awesome.

I was reading through a list of 4 things in my Better Homes and Garden magazine that are "rules for spring cleaning, decluttering, and organizing" and then it occurred to me that although I thought our house was organized perfectly and life was great, I still had some work to do in our bedroom closet. Why? Because that's where the spanking implements are kept, and ironically, some of those seem to fit perfectly onto the list of things I should be tossing!

Lets take a look.

Rule #1: Throw Away or Donate Anything That Hasn't Been Used In Over 3 Months: Hmm. See ya silent spanking cream!

Rule #2: Throw Away or Donate Anything You Never Look At Or Have No Use For: I have zero use for spanking implements. I never look at them. In fact, I try to do the exact opposite.

Rule #3: Throw Away or Donate Anything You Dislike: Yep. I hate all our spanking implements!

Rule #4: Throw Away Anything That Has Been Overused, Damaged, or Broken: Our wooden spoon is broken (hmm, wonder how that happened?) and I'm pretty sure the other implements have been way overused.

So, there you have it. I guess my spring cleaning isn't actually done.

Anyone want some spanking implements? I'll gladly donate them!

23 comments:

  1. You are too cute Chelsea. Great entry...love your blog!!

    PS-Respond to my email when you get a chance!

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    1. I know, sorry, I've been so busy and haven't had time to get to emails lately. I'm months behind. I'm doing comments now, then I'll do emails. If it was really important though, resend it now (with "important" or something in the subject line) and I'll respond to it quickly.

      Hope you're doing well! Haven't heard from you in a few weeks!
      -Chelsea

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  2. LOL - an awesome way to spring clean! I may have to do that as well!

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    1. You should! Just don't tell Jim it was my idea!

      -Chelsea

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  3. Me to lol we only have the one implement though, shall I toss it...........?......Yes!
    This could be a sport , the Scottish have their Tossing the Caber, we could have tossing the wooden spoon etc!

    Will he read this post..........no!


    His Princess

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  4. Too Funny!- Thanks for the giggle- God Bless You and Yours, Belle L.

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  5. A friend sent me over to read this yesterday Chelsea.

    A fantastic idea! I'm not much of a spring cleaner but if I could include these ideas, I just might be able to get my head around it!

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    1. This is a fun kind of spring cleaning! Lol.

      -Chelsea

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  6. Lol, I love organizing and spring cleaning. Hope your husband appreciates your willingness to, um, declutter a few closets. ;)

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    1. He definitely appreciates spring cleaning..just not THIS kind. :-)

      -Chelsea

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  7. lol so cute! Gives me some inspiration to do some spring cleaning as well!

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  8. You cracked me up. And by the way, love the new background. It is bright, cheery and much easier to see!

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  9. Lol. I'll pass. Sharing isn't always caring.

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  11. Heh heh. You might get a spanking if he finds out though~

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